As the Michigan representative of April in the D, I have some news to report. You probably all know this by now, but Brandon Inge was in a multi-car crash today! It is because Michigan is mean and temperamental, and we already have snow everywhere. Actually, it's way worse than snow because it's just warm enough so that the snow melts during the day and then freezes at night, and now we have a dangerous ice slick. You would think that Brandon would know how to drive in Michigan by now, but apparently he does not.
Now before you all get your panties in a twist, I am glad to report that there were no injuries involved. So not only is Brandon Inge not hurt, but he's probably not facing any lawsuits either. We do have to admit that we were still really scared when we heard about it, but we sure are glad that everything is okay!
We've had enough problems with Tigers and cars, and we don't want anymore!